How can I get a girl?

My uncle is trying so hard to keep me from getting a ugly girl. I been like aw screw it I don't care no more. But he thinks I can get the cuties and pretty ones out there if I play my cards right. I mean I'm doing alright in school. So, why not worry about a girl.He thinks that if I'm more intellect with the words i use and how I talk i can get them.